They expect you to bring a briefcase
What sort of school expects students not to bring a backpack to class? We get that you can hide certain dangerous items inside of them, but are you also going to ban pockets and coats? This school policy is beyond crazy, and whoever came up with it should not be allowed to be within 500 feet of a school.
But this madlad student came up with a clever solution to the problem that should have never existed in the first place. If you can’t take a bag with you to school, what’s the next best thing? Why, a microwave, of course!