See, I have a life!
We all know that kid from high school who said he had a girlfriend that went to another school. If there’s no way to verify this, then it must be true, right? And who would willingly go out of their way to determine whether the guy is being honest or is trying hard to cover his inactive dating life?
But then we have this person who takes their loneliness to a whole new level. They’re willing to spray-paint CHEATER on their car, so strangers will think like they have a life. That’s just sad but in a hysterical way. We hope they didn’t do it, but if they did, we completely understand.