Gonna catch a quick nap before committing a crime
We don’t condone burglary, but if you’re going to burgle someone’s house, aren’t you supposed to leave the scene as soon as possible? Life isn’t a video game, and you can fall asleep even when there’s danger nearby. This would-be burglar did the stupidest thing anyone could think of and decided to get in a quick nap after breaking into someone’s home.
However, the moron forgot to set up his alarm, so he overslept. The homeowner caught the man fast asleep in his vehicle and alerted the authorities, who promptly came over to point and laugh at the burglar. Then they hauled him off to jail where he belongs.