A surprise in every box
Did you know that you can send tarantulas and live bees across the country in a box? Just ask your local post office, and they’ll more than happily fulfill your request. Well, the receptionist might not mind, but the person who has to handle your parcel will mind a lot.
We’ve never gotten a good whiff of a tarantula before (nor do we wish to get the chance), but we think they don’t smell very pleasant. As for live bees, what should a mailman do if the box somehow becomes damaged, and the bees escape? Hopefully, they won’t take out any pent-up aggression on the delivery guy, but that’s just wishful thinking.