Actually scarred for life
Even though mailmen can save other people from getting scarred for life, it doesn’t mean others are willing to offer the same services to them. The partner of the person who posted this story claims that they’ve seen far too many topless women than he can count. Sounds like a dream come true, right?
Wrong. The thing is that most of those women are senior citizens already, and the guy had to get his eyes bleached every other week to stop from going insane. We’re not sure how true that last part is, but take out word for it. We know we’d need bleach if we were exposed to that sort of stuff.