Zippy the mail hen
While retrieving letters from a mailbox, the mailman heard weird clucking noises. After digging through boxes and letters, he found out that someone had stuffed a live chicken inside of the blue metal deathtrap! Judging by how much chicken poo was covering the box’s contents, the mailman estimated that the chicken had been there the entire weekend.
After pulling out all the mail, he discovered that the chicken had actually laid an egg in confinement! Thankfully, someone adopted the chicken (she named it Zippy for zip code) and let it live free-range until shipping the grown Zippy off to a farm.