Nailed It
The OP’s love for cats stretches as far as feeding stray cats that they have no legal obligation to feed. This person, ladies and gentlemen, is an angel in human clothing. We need more people like this—people that will do their best to provide stray animals with the sustenance they need to survive cold winters.
However, when the OP had to leave for a few days, they delegated the cat-feeding chores to a neighbor. Everything was going swimmingly until one day, the neighbor decided to pole vault over the fence or hedges that marked the property line, which is unrelated to the cats but no less amazing. Thankfully, no cats were squashed in this attempt (and success!) at pole vaulting.