Worried About the Eggs
Here’s a pretty wholesome tale of a neighbor being caught on tape. The security camera footage showed the neighbor brandishing a power drill and approaching the OP’s chicken coop, which was clearly within their property line. The neighbor’s excuse was they were worried about the chicken’s eggs, so they needed a power drill for some reason. Did we say wholesome? We meant confusing.
Surprisingly, the cops let the neighbor go with a warning not to trespass ever again. There are probably more serious things cops need to deal with than putting power drill brandishers in cuffs, so the OP was forced to let the crazy neighbor go, this time.