Missing Forks
There are many horror stories out there of crazy people stealing stuff from their fellow roommates. This particular story, however, just seems odd to us. Apparently, the OP had a roomie who would never return utensils to the kitchen after using them.
When he moved into the apartment, they had 20 forks and by the time he moved out, there were none left in the utensil drawer. He even kept one in his room so that it wouldn’t go missing. Was the roomie just forgetful or did he really steal all those forks? Also, why just forks and not spoons or glasses?