Enjoy Your Flat Bread
There are a million and one recipes you can recreate with slices of bread. There’s french toast and its many variations, there’s also sandwiches and its variations, and so on. Of course, the key to having a good sandwich or stack of french toast is shapely slices of bread.
This is something that some rude customers never get to enjoy, especially when they shop at the OP’s old grocery store. If they were bratty or complaining about anything, the loaf of bread would go on top, but the OP would squish it into a horrible mess before bagging it.