You Get What YOU Deserve
When going Dutch, it only makes sense to ask the waiter or waitress to split up the check. However, if you’re dining out with 11 of your friends, of course, it’s going to take a bit of time to divide the check. Why would you be in such a rush if you knew dividing the check would take so long?
Oh, it’s because you were parked in a handicapped parking space, huh? Well, you get what you deserve. How did you expect to get away by forcing the server to take so long with your bill? Hopefully, they got their license revoked for negligent parking.