This Is Tech Support. How Can I Hel—*Dial Tone*
When something goes wrong with an item you purchased, you should really give tech support a call. Odds are they are equipped with the exact knowledge needed to fix your problem in a jiffy. However, when you do give them a jingle, try and be nice about it. Don’t start snarling the moment they answer the phone.
Because if you do, you might get the accidentally-hung-up-on-you treatment. Then you’ll have to call them again and wait in line. Then you’ll only get angrier and angrier, and you might have a heart attack. So, if you’re not kind to tech support, you could die from a heart attack.