In Your Dreams
This astronomy teacher just wants to be real. He likes to set the record straight and keep his students in their place. And one way he went upon accomplishing this is by posting this image in the back of his classroom. The message is indeed true, and very, very funny.
But boy is this message discouraging! We can only hope for these students that their teacher will keep up the good humor throughout the year, but drop the pessimism. We all need a little more encouragement and a little less negativity.