Quenching your thirst for attention
We hate this with every fiber of our being. As if the narcissistic culture of taking selfies wasn’t bad enough, now Coca Cola is making things worse by releasing this atrocity. Basically, it hooks onto the end of a coke bottle and takes a picture of you drinking industrial-strength toilet cleaner.
What’s the purpose of this selfie cam, you ask? Why, to quench your thirst for attention! Also, the images collected from this Coke selfie cam will probably go into the company’s vault of digital information on its consumers. If you’re annoyed by targeted ads, we only have ourselves to blame.