The perfect solution for overeaters
At first glance, this belt looks like a crime against fashion. Upon closer inspection, we learned that this is actually a smart belt. Basically, it tightens and loosens based on the form of your stomach. So, as you gorge on plate after plate of free crab legs, the belt will automatically loosen to make room for the next platter.
There’s also a neat app that helps you keep track of how much you eat, though you could do so without this device. Other than that, we don’t really see a need for making a smart belt. We’re fairly certain that the metallic components are still pretty deadly when used as a spanking device.