Modernizing our favorite fad from the 1970s
If you weren’t alive in the 1970s and early 1980s, you probably don’t know what a pet rock is. Just so you know, these were actual products that people paid actual money to have. It was just a rock that you called a pet, and that was it. It’s a rock, so it doesn’t eat or drink or use the bathroom.
Well, some crazy folks decided to bring the pet rock back to the 21st century. This time, they included a USB port and cable. There aren’t any batteries inside of the pet rock because, again, it’s a rock. The USB cable doesn’t charge it. It just plugs into the rock. We have 15 USB pet rocks already!