Baby brain
Ah, the most controversial aspect of all wedding invitations (other than the “give us cash for our honeymoon” poem). Are children invited, or is it adults only? Often this comes down to the cost of extra bodies to feed, but sometimes the couple just wants to let their hair down without worrying about small people.
Obviously, if you are a parent then it can be a toss-up between being glad to have a night off, and being stressed about who you’re going to get to look after your little cherubs while you’re off doing the conga in a marquee. Or you could just pretend you didn’t read it properly and turn up with the baby in tow, like these guys.