No Place Like Home
Attention employees. This is not your home. You should not decorate your work area with your personal belongings. We don’t need to see pictures of your cats or your troll collection. I am sure it is wonderful but I need to stay at home. No one’s work area needs any personality. We like our areas to look plain and boring.
If you feel the need to stay hydrated, you will need to see a dr and explain this to them. If they agree then they can send a note stating that you must consume water regularly. Then and only then are you permitted to have water in your area, provided it isn’t in a fancy looking cup.