Blame It On The Rain
That is what you get for showing off on your job application. Now you have to swim to work. You should have said your hobbies were sleeping and staring blankly at a wall, but no..you had to impress people. You’ve got no one to blame but yourself. Maybe next time you will no better than to brag.
Since when do they ask you what your hobbies are on a job application anyway? I’ve never filled out an application that asked that. What would be the reason for it? Are you going to incorporate it into our workday? Are you looking for suggestions?