Where’d You Get Those Peepers?
I don’t want to alarm anyone but there is a googly eyes bandit on the loose somewhere. This devious criminal stalks the job site and sticks googly eyes in everything. Just to prove that they got the message they even targeted the note left telling them to stop. The humanity! How could this be happening?
This is a very serious situation. It shouldn’t be taken lightly. The integrity of our company is at stake. We must do som about this before it escalates. The next thing you know we will have mustaches to go along with the eyes. It will be anarchy.