Johnny Cash
You’re telling me that Johnny Cash, the man in black, not only started a massive fire but almost killed off a bunch of endangered birds? That’s a whole new level of problematic. I knew his music could be fiery, but I didn’t think he’d take this statement so very literally.
And to think he only paid $82,000 in damages. That’s like giving someone a pack of gum to make up for burning down their house. But hey, at least he tried to make things right. Maybe he should’ve written a song about it, like “I Walked the Line and Started a Fire.” Okay, maybe not.