Joe Dimaggio
Ah, Joe DiMaggio – the baseball legend and, surprise, husband from hell! This guy had a real home run of marriage with Marilyn Monroe, didn’t he? More like a strikeout, if you ask me. He was all about that “till death do us part” vibe, but not in the right way.
It only applied if Marilyn agreed to trade the spotlight for an apron. Talk about being stuck in the wrong ballpark, Joe! Don’t think of DiMaggio as a hero of America’s favorite pastime; he was swinging for the fences in all the wrong ways. At least Marilyn was smart enough to call it “game over” on that one!