The Toe Stubber 3000
The backdoor to this home is strange in so many ways. What was going on in the homeowner’s mind when they decided to lay down these paving blocks? There’s no way you can open the door from the outside without having to step back a few feet, and opening it from the inside will lead to it bashing against the paving blocks.
Imagine someone running out the door without knowing what’s behind it. The door bounces off the paving block and directly into them, stunning them for a quick second before they come crashing out and tripping over the blocks a few feet ahead of them. Now, that’s funny.