2 Is a Crowd
One is the loneliest number that you’ll ever do. But there are times where being alone can be advantageous. Case in point: while you’re conducting important international business in the bathroom and don’t want anyone to hear the foghorn sounds coming out of your body.

But it turns out that having one audience member who appreciates your impromptu noise blasts isn’t all that bad. The two of you can start some kind of repulsing band or something. Or you could create a podcast with the two of you talking about all matters while sitting in the one spot where your most brilliant ideas come to you. You know, we think we’re onto something here.