Nailed It
According to our woodshop teacher, one of the easiest woodworking tasks there is, is to carve a spoon out of a block of wood. Or was it spinning a block of wood on a lathe to make a bowl? Whatever the case, it’s supposed to be one of the easier DIY projects.
But there are a million ways it can go wrong. For instance, in the OP’s case, they didn’t cut deep enough to create a rounded shape for the wooden spoon. In the end, they created a wand that you can use to blow bubbles. This was totally intentional, we think.