Evel Kinevel
I am willing to bet money that this person was one of those kids who rode their mattress down the stairs or made ramps out random material in their yard to ride their skateboards down. First of all, I hope you have good insurance. I’m talking about full coverage, will cover anything and everything kind of insurance.
Second of all, I need to know why. What possessed you to attempt to do this? Did you not meet your injury quota for the year? Is that your ex-girlfriend’s car? Why in the world would you want to destroy your car? I can pretty much guarantee that this is not going to end well for whoever has decided to try this.