The Subway Job
Correct me if I’m wrong, but these are Subway tracks, aren’t they? I’m not from a city that has a subway so I’m not much of an expert on the subject but I’m almost positive that this vehicle shouldn’t be here. Maybe this person has seen one too many heist movies.

I hate to break it to you pal, but you are no Jason Statham. The man is almost godlike. He can do things that we mere mortals will never be able to do no matter how hard we may try. Next time, I suggest you use the street like everyone else. Traffic can’t be as bad as being stuck in the subway all day long.