#26 Don’t Stop Smiling
Did you know that the mall Santas you forcibly toss your children are in it for the money? Well, except this Santa, who appears to love his job immensely. In fact, he loves it so much that a wailing bespectacled child and a confused baby didn’t make him break his smile even a tiny bit.
The best mall Santa story we’ve ever heard involved a Santa who dropped a child. And the best/worst part was that the parents snapped a picture right as the moment the child landed face-first onto the ground.