#32 One Lucky Guy
We know what you’re thinking because we thought of it ourselves: “That’s one lucky guy.” For those that don’t know, Mormons are allowed to have as many wives as they want. It’s a practice that has been heavily criticized, but we’re not here to shout heresy—we’re merely here to make fun of people’s Christmas card decisions.
But something else you need to know is that this man, who is an actual Mormon, is monogamous. The women behind him? Yeah, they were his friends who helped troll the guy’s family.