#34 BONK
If the only picture with Santa you have shows your daughter bonking your son on the head with a cardboard tube, you have no choice but to print it on cards and mail them to everyone you know. Either that or wait for a few minutes for the son to calm down before taking a more appropriate picture, but who knows how long that’ll be?
The caption on this Christmas card tells you everything you need to know about the context of this image. Well, not everything. For instance, we still don’t know why Santa is asleep.