#40 At Least You Have Wine
So, it looks like Khadejeh is a fine time. And by fine time, we actually mean wine time. Look, Khadejeh, there’s no reason to be upset. Sure, you’re alone right now, but think about it! In two months, you’ll still be alone for Valentine’s Day! Uh, we have no idea how that was supposed to make her feel better.
It’s nice to see people drown their sorrows in a depressant, but there comes a time when you should get your act together, let everyone know you’re single and ready to mingle, and before you know it, you’ll be alone for Christmas next year, too!