#7 Hide Your Grandmas
Everyone, make sure your grandma is inside the house this Christmas. You never know when the “Cool Elf” grandpa is going to pay your town a visit. We’ve heard that his charm and ultimate swag is enough to make any elderly woman swoon, so don’t risk it and keep your grandmas indoors until the New Year.
We honestly never would have made the connection between Christmas and waterskiing, but then again, we haven’t lived as long and rich of a life as “Cool Elf.”