A Whisper That was Made Carelessly
When you have to pass gas, there are a couple of things you need to think about, the first of which is the environment you are in, and the second is an alibi that you could use in case you are found out. A user on Twitter with the handle @R Montalvo82 came up with a simple solution to the problem: reducing the volume of your fart will make it easier for you to pass gas.
It sounded more like a low whistle than he had anticipated, much to his utter surprise. Everyone in the library could see this clearly because they were all staring at him the entire time he spoke. Pay attention to what we have to say the next time it occurs. Find a restroom, would you, will you?