The Second Version of Failing to Pass Gas
Carl Nacar, who tweets under the handle @humantedddddddy, continues his series of “farting failures” with the most recent instalment, in which he tries everything he can think of to prevent himself from passing gas. He stated that he was at the park at the time when he started to feel a fart coming on inside of him and that he tried to cover it up by saying that he was there.
He turned his head in every conceivable direction, and after doing so, he was convinced that no one else was in the area. After that, he let out the gas that had been accumulating inside of him up until that point. A man who seemed to be sitting comfortably nearby was actually trembling with fear, but the fart had no idea about this.