If You Miss the First-Year Seminar, You Should Throw Away All the Evidence
This is the third example that we’ve provided of people who have been unsuccessful in attempting to avoid taking the necessary coursework. There are some students who are so proficient at skipping school that they can do it without getting caught while still having a great time doing it. These students are known as “school skippers.” However, the vast majority of people do not have such good luck in their lives.
It is absolutely necessary for you to get rid of any and all evidence that could suggest that you skipped class. Twitter user @MDavisbot completely missed the point of our conversation when they posted their response. She skipped a class so that she could attend the grand opening of a brand-new shopping mall, but she was discovered when she returned to school carrying balloons with the words “GRAND OPENING” written on them.