Welcome! We hate you!
There’s nothing that restaurant employees dread more than seeing a guest walk through the door five minutes before closing time. During this time, the staff is already wiping the stoves down, bussing the tables, and their minds are far from being in the restaurant.
But if you come in close or past working hours, they’ll put on a fake smile and provide you with whatever you want at whatever ungodly hour you came in. Don’t believe their smiles! They’re most likely dying on the inside and praying that they can take you with them to the grave. Just look for a 24/7 McD’s somewhere instead.