♪ Beat It! ♪
Sorry for censoring the most vital word in this story, but we’re trying to keep things PG as best as possible. To give you an idea of what this kid used to beat their eggs, it was a certain toy that adults use—the kind that vibrates when you press a button. You know what we’re talking about, but if you don’t, we mean an electric beater.
Shame on the mom for leaving her toy within reach of their child. But the worst part is that the kid licked the “electric beater” after using it! That’s the worst thing we’ve ever heard! Didn’t they know that licking raw eggs is dangerous?!