They Grow Up So Quick
One minute, our kids are completely innocent and don’t know anything about the act of love. The next minute, they’re recreating a love scene using two naked Barbie dolls and repeatedly slamming them against each other. Kids grow up so danged fast, don’t they?
Look, this isn’t the worst thing to stumble upon as a parent. They could, you know, use your “electric beater” to make scrambled eggs. Sorry for bringing that up, but we can’t get it out of our heads. A simple fork or whisk would’ve been good enough to make scrambled eggs, but no, the kid just had to use high-teach equipment.