Every Man Has Tried This
Again, we had to cover up one word here, but you can pretty much tell what it is just by looking at the context. First, we have a guy. Secondly, he wanted to measure the length of something to see whether he could wrap his lips around it. All guys have tried to do this at least once in their lives.
If this guy got caught by his dad, there probably wouldn’t be any problems. Sadly, it was his dear mother who caught him in the act of trying to pleasure himself. Next time, lock the bedroom or bathroom door. Forgetting to do so is the biggest mistake you can make.