No Plastic Straws Allowed!
Out of all the condiments available in the refrigerator, this kid went for mustard. Don’t get us wrong; mustard is an excellent condiment on hotdogs and sandwiches, but the problem was this kid ate (drank?) mustard and nothing else. And to make matters worse, they were drinking it through a straw.
Doesn’t this kid know that straws are killing turtles?! Unless it was a reusable straw or a paper one, we’d be pretty mad if we caught our kid drinking mustard straight up. We guess this is better than pouring mustard all over the floor but not by a lot. It’s still pretty gross.