Reusing Old Cardboard Tubes
We hope you’re not tired of hearing about poo-related stories yet, because this one is the bomb. The OP’s daughter thought it’d be a good idea to stuff a few turds into cardboard toilet paper tubes because kids are smart like that. After being discovered, the daughter revealed that she’d been making “poop bombs.”
This would imply that the young girl planned on weaponizing them, which probably could have led to a lawsuit down the road. Listen, kid, just because you rarely open the cabinet beneath the sink doesn’t mean your parents do, too. Maybe you should keep your bombs hidden a bit better—maybe under your bed or something.