“Whole Foods?”
Playing war games with your little brother is a part of growing up. It builds character or something. Running across the room and slamming into your sibling can be bad enough, especially since a six-year-old’s neck can hardly support the weight of their head, let alone withstand a good bashing.
But the part about this story that really gets us is the whole “WHOLE FOODS!” scream. It’s probably a good thing they were yelling “whole foods” rather than “highly processed foods” or “high-sodium snacks!” Anybody watching their battle on the sidelines wouldn’t have any idea what was going on. Heck, even the OP couldn’t explain their reasoning for their battle cry.