The Defense Doesn’t Hold Up
Kids, don’t play with fire. It might seem harmless at first, but the tiniest flame can lead to the biggest housefires. Just use your brain and stay away from dangerous objects like knives, matches, gasoline, and ninja stars. To the parents out there, make sure your kids don’t have access to the aforementioned objects.
The OP was dimwitted enough to play with fire on his parents’ bed. It’s like he wasn’t even trying to keep his fascination with fire away from mom and dad. They found out when he burned a hole in their bedsheets. In his defense, he wasn’t an “idiot” since he always knew when to stomp the fire out.