Coming Clean
Nowadays, even elementary students swear so much that profanity is no longer “cool.” If you don’t know what we mean, just check out CSGO and see how angry fifth and sixth graders get when they have no idea how you’re killing them so much. Then they pull the “My cousin works for Valve, and he’s going to ban you in five minutes” trick that fools absolutely no one, but we digress.
This kid held a private cussing show starring himself for an audience of one. However, the guilt he experienced after saying a bad word, which we must remind you wasn’t directed toward anyone, made him confess to his parents about his misdeed.