The FBI Is Coming for You!
Thanks to the irresponsible actions of a group of individuals, the privacy of every US citizen is at risk. We can’t even playfully make bomb threats without getting the FBI involved. But do you know what’s worse than making jokes about pipe bombs? Watching Al Jazeera News. At least, according to the OP’s mom (maybe).
She got so frightened by the fact that her son was watching the NY-based news channel. To be fair, the US banned Al Jazeera from all streaming platforms in 2013, but the ban was lifted in 2016. We only pray that the OP’s mom doesn’t get her facts from Fox News.