Fooling the Neighbors
This kid used to strip down to his birthday suit and flaunt the goods from his bedroom window for the entire neighborhood. Why? Because he thought that it would impress them. You see, he thought that he could actually convince that his naked self was a statue.
And since only rich people had statues, he wanted to fool his neighbors into thinking that his family was well off. But there were several problems with his plan. First, nobody cares about who owns statues or not. Second, the OP was a minor and completely nude. Third, who knows how long it took before his parents told him to cut it out.