Or People with Stepladders
Oh, hardy-har-har. Very funny, librarians. You placed several books on the rafters and added a “Books for Tall People” label up there. Great, now we’ll never know what sort of knowledge is exclusive to 8-foot-plus giants. We’re going to assume these books are filled with nothing but questions that tall people get asked all the time, like “What’s the weather like up there?’ and “Do you play basketball?” *cries in 5-foot-9*
Did you know that if you’re 7 feet tall, there’s nearly a 20% chance that you’ll get a chance to play in the NBA? That’s right, as long as you’re tall, the odds that you’ll play professional basketball is almost 700% greater than the rest of us? 🌈 The more you know.