The Last Living Dinosaur
Dinosaurs didn’t read. Dinosaurs are now extinct. So, if we put two and two together, we can confidently conclude that the illiteracy of dinosaurs led to their mass extinction. That, and the fact that a 500-mile-wide fireball from the stars crash-landed onto the planet and created an ice age that the cold-blooded creatures couldn’t survive.
However, there’s at least one type of dinosaur that’s still alive to this day: thesaurus. And Komodo dragons. And chickens. If you don’t think chickens are direct descendants of dinosaurs, you’ve never seen a group of chickens ferociously attack a rat before devouring it in a single gulp.