Never Over-booked
Here’s the great thing about libraries. There are only two rules: don’t be excessively loud and chew with your mouth closed. Since most people tend to be excessively loud, at least when they’re in groups, and chew with their mouths wide open for the whole world to see, our libraries remain a pretty vacant building.

With that in mind, if you’re looking for peace and solitude, or if you’re running from the police, we guarantee you’ll find solace at your local library. Just make sure you commit your crimes on Tuesdays since libraries are free on those days (any Futurama fans out there?).
Note: Our lawyers told us to make it clear to you guys that we’re just kidding. Crime ain’t cool.