A Friendly Library Reminder
Our lawyers told us not to say this, but screw it, we’re going to say it anyway. If you want a new iPhone or laptop, there’s one simple trick you can do: just go to your local library and snatch an unattended iPhone or laptop. Nine times out of ted, you can make it out of the library without anyone noticing you.

Of course, we’re kidding, guys, don’t take this too seriously. However, it’s a fact that stuff gets stolen in libraries all the time. These librarians distribute helpful notes to people who leave their stuff unattended. Next time, take your stuff with you. It’s better to lose your seat in the library than to lose your laptop.